Yesterday... well, I say yesterday, twas more like yesterevening, or maybe even yesternight, I was sat in my college foyer using the internets, when a girl walked past the open doors with a couple of friends, pointed at me and said "that guy's been there all year!"
That really pissed me off, firstly because unwarrented hyperbole makes me just about as angry as anything could ever EVER be (I have in fact, only been in that spot for a tiny fraction of the year), but secondly because of the way she said it, with such blatant condescension, I considered shouting back, pointing out to her her error, but that would merely appear playful, and wouldn't accurately represent how personally offended I was, then I considered running out after her and punching her in the back of the head, but alas, I'm lazy, that would probably be overkill and I think hitting girls is banned under the Geneva Convention.
But still, I was pretty dang angry. And she had one of those annoying-as-scat voices that are all like, 'meh meh meh MEHMEH', like the kind of voices 11-year old girls use when they want to sound smart.
In fact, moving away from Specificality, and in the the Realm of Generalness, (the Realm of Generalness, of course, is governed via military junta *ba dum dum tiiish!*), I basically don't like most voices. Basically. In fact, I'd like you all to consider, that if I've never complemented you on your voice, then chances are, I secretly hate it. THAT'S THE WAY I AM! I secretly hate things all the time! Wahey!
Um, bye.
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That girl's a bitch, people who sit in the same place rule, you end up wondering where the hell they are if u dont see them, remember dog lady, and eventually, you end up talking to them and gleening their wisdom!!
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