I have decided to make some lifestyle changes.
Firstly, I've decided to abstain from alcohol for a while. Its recently occurred to me that I've never actually been on one of those "I'm never going to drink again!"-stretches, so I thought, 'well Tom, you probably spend way too much money on booze as it is, and its the casual drinking that gets you dependent'... et cetera, so yeah, I'm putting a lid on that for about a month or so. Cheers.
Another thing, I've started reducing the amount I eat as well. I've started keeping myself well-stocked with chewing gum, so that whenever I feel like eating, I'll just chew some gum and bypass that urge, (dropping the booze is partly to help with this, because Drink makes it a lot harder to not eat crap). So there's that aswell.
It'd be good to start exercising more... but, meh, I find exercise intensely uncomfortable. Also my leg has started going all spazzy, which is probably something to do with either stress, malnutrition, excessive alcohol, all of the above.
Blah blah blah.
Also, did anyone watch the new Boosh last night? It was pretty great.
And now for fun, I propose that everyone prefixes any comment to this entry with a fictional town name containing a swearword (i.e. Cuntchester).
5 comments:
Fuckingham
Health is good! Retaining money is good! RUDE WORDS ARE THE BEST!!!
The problem with exercise is that you feel so tired afterwards you cant do anything, and then you're all "need nap... need food... need IV drip to nap and eat..."
Willyshire
Shitterpool.
All is good! I hope you stick to it.
Yeah exercise ain't fun. The best way to exercise is to do it without being aware of doing it; like dancing and cycling to places you need to go.
dancing to places you need to go? it might take a while.
i do the running man to get to the toilet and just end up doing a wee in my trousers.
Joels asshole on toad
I think you are a cunt lol
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