I'm In A Helicopter

I'M IN A HELICOPTER!

Man, I'm writing this on this fancy little portable computer thing, that this helicopter guy has given me to use. I'm supposed to be using it to contact his superiors on the flying fortress, to tell them that he's fulfilled his mission, but that only took about five minutes, so I thought I'd smash out a blog while I was here.

I mean, its not like, he can tell, he's too busy flying the helicopter, and I'll make sure to clear the history afterward.

Hmm... He's beginning to seem a bit suspicious about how long I'm taking sending this message. At least, I think he's a he, its a bit difficult to tell with Reptilians.

Anyway, I really need to wrap this up. Oh, and sorry, this helicopter ride, its kind of an evacuation. By the end of the day the Reptilians will attack, wiping out human hegemony of this world, so most of you guys will probably be sent to the slave camps before you can read this. Oh well.

April Fools!