The Nine Dollar Blog

So! I've decided to stop using this blog. Not that I use it all that much anyway. Why, you ask? Because I have fallen in love with the c...

For as long as I can remember I have made the following assumption about myself: that, deep down, I am an interesting person. Now I've c...

Screw islands. Islands are a bunch of gays. And you can tell Otto von Bismarck I said it! I got the ferry back to mainland yesterday. Not th...

Otto von Bismarck once said that no man is an island. This still remains open to debate, but what is clear is that every island is an island...

Man. I was feeling miserable last night. I didn't go out yesterday, which was probably a mistake. I was thinking of going to the Natural...

Yeah okay, so here I am, blogging up a blog. I said I probably wouldn't but then I got bored, and with only 700won to my name, (my cashc...

I am writing this at an ungodly hour. I have woken up early so that I can ask the man at the reception here in Valencia to ring Barcelona bu...