Especially female people. Seriously. I find it one of life's most unpleasant experiences.
I mean, there I'll be, walking down a narrow pavement, and some woman is walking in front of me, and then suddenly she realises that I'm walking behind her.
"Who the fuck is this loser?" says her back, (yes it actually does, I'm an expert body-language, so st'fu).
"What the fuck is he doing?" continues the Back, "Does he think he's going to rape me? Fuck that, this bastard isn't worthy of raping my little brother's diseases Syrian hamster. Man, I hope this fucking cunt just completely dies forever!"
Y'know, just really offencive stuff. I'm just walking around minding my own business being treated like shit and barraged with constant abuse by some stranger's shoulderblades. So then I work up the speed and shove my way past them. THAT'LL SHOW THEM!!!
Sigh.
When exactly did I become such a neurotic wreck?
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tom, marry me. and then we can have (impossible) deformed children who we can hate together.
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