About the time I got back from London, I started to notice a gross swelling on my elbow. My theory was that it was advanced boneitis, my dad's theory was that it was due a repetitive strain injury - of course, that's ridiculous, what kind of repetitive action could I possible be doing with my right arm! In any case, it got pretty painful, so I decided to see a medicineman.
And that's where I've been this morning, (and I mean morning, an 8.40am doctor's appointment is goram barbaric! I can tell why most of the world is dying of treatable diseases if doctor's expect people to be up that early!). The charlatan, the quack, the discotheque, said to me, he said, 'Tom, its probably an infected insect bite, here's a prescription for some pennicilin.' I don't know... sounds like witchcraft to me.
Also, today's blog title is another Futurama reference, one would almost think that I like that programme! THE WORLD IS FULL OF ABSURDITIES!
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Swings and roundabouts.
Tom, you make me laugh until my hands drop off and tentacles come out of them, ready for rapin'!
lol didnt i say it was that? cass xxx
my only regret is not finding a cure for boneitis.......
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