You all know me, when I get an idea in my head and decide I'm going to do something, I get right up and... um... occassionally mention over the next few months that I may go and do that thing I talked about. One of those very things I've been thinking about doing over the past few months is checking out the Tanning Salon at the end of my street.
Right now I am hearing the sinister cacophony of a dozen raising eyebrows, but here me out okay, its for the experience. I mean, it is an activity that is widely enjoyed by a significant portion of the population, so maybe there's something in it. I know there are health risks involved in excessive use, but I'm probably not going to want to/definitely can't afford to use sunbeds excessively, and then again, everything potentially cool has health risks attached - AYE! I IS TALKIN' ABOUT THE CRACK!
But then, I got there just now, and because its Bank Holiday Monday, it was closed! And then I was slightly annoyed... I had to bathe and put on a shirt to go there! And all f'r n'thin'!
And that's why I'm annoyed at Bank Holiday Monday, because this is the last chance I'm going to have to go there for the rest of the week, 'cos I'm going down South tomorrow.
And that brings me to the next topic: I am going down South tomorrow. So don't be all wanderin' aboot thinkin' t' thisennes, 'ay-up! where's ar-Tom?' COS I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M DOWN SOUTH!
::Blog accomplished, transmission out::
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I don't like Bank Holiday Mondays. As if Sunday wasn't annoying and inconvenient enough, every now and then they give us a second one which is even MORE inconvenient because more things are closed than on Sunday! And banks should never be closed! THEY'RE JUST TOO IMPORTANT!
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